snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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silly-luv:

I hate it when a shower only has two options - 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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